Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up