Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up