May I have your please May I have your please Will the real shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim please stand up? gonna have a problem here... 1} Yall act like you never seen a white person Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door Started her ass worst than before They first were sold her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, your He didnt say what I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha) women loved eminem Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms I wanna get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose "my bum is on your my bum is on your lips And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss" And thats the we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the time hit 4th grade, They got the discovery dont they? We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open like But if we can dead animals and antelopes Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh) But if you like I feel I got the antadoite Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it ain) Im slim Yes Im the shady All you other slim shadys are imitating So wont the real shady... Please stand up, please up, please stand up Im slim shady Yes Im the shady All you other slim are just imitating So wont the slim shady... Please up, please stand up, please stand up 2} Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so *f---* him and you too You think I a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me (but slim what if u win it be weird?) so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to spears S--- aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daily and durst And hear them over who she gave *head* to first Little *bitch* put me on on mtv (yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe) I should a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream) Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me So I sent in here to destroy you And a million of us just like me Who like me Who just give a *f---* like me Who like me Walk, talk and act me It just might be the next thing But not me ain) 3} Im a headtrip to listen to Im only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside living room The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all I get on the mic and spit it Wheather you to admit it Im better than 90% of you out there you wanna outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30 Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im But whole bag of viagra isnt working And every single person is a slim shady He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings in the parking lot circling Screaming I dont give a his windows down and system up So will the real shady, stand up And put one of those fingers on each up And to be proud to out of your and out of control And one more time, loud as you can, how it go? Ha ha Guess theres a shady in all of us Fuck it, lets all up