Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up