Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, them yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is