Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on distorted brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a pricker I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is