My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope your eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!