My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy from But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!