I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)