I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)