I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)