Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the out of them