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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them