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I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
Except generally hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the hell out of