I was sittin' in Friday's on a glass of wine When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is about as far as any can go So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said these that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a thing to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She said you on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I it a five When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car out on the curb sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.
wine you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really much to add once the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what to your nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, There no ten.