I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is about as far as any can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if head's on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said these that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, just see, just how much I give you.
She said you on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style me smile, I give it a five you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's Since there no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your Nine says I, hell as she started to talk I knew She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of why on a scale of ten to one, friend There no ten.