Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened from a wet
In which I was [unverified]
My imagination could no longer me there
So I slid into my copping
And gave the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy was below sea level
The hornies occupied my
I was at that stage most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was than that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, of my plan
She and said
"Are you to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in
Or you gonna play
After all the trouble you through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for you're talking about
But really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of course you know spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I tell that she was getting interested

So off we
There was fun to be had, to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I
Smoking a joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, wide open
Wig off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"