You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (hehe) A bunch of little wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your mouth when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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