You know I don't get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come around I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets And amidst all this poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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