We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that just figure tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out