We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard Harder the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at it's Yes, I'm u, u know (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out