We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till after Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out