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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you look What you doin'? Put down knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't
Left the in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the living floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not he was more like
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick