And now the six merry murderesses of the County Jail In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits get you down like Ernie Ernie like to gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I home this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of those Mormons, you
So that night, he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he used it and he it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran into my He ran into my knife ten
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
Mit kersek, en Azt mondjok, hogy a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us With the last in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three four five, splits, spread flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one night we were in
The of us, we were in this hotel room Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I come back, open the Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later I was washing the blood off my hands I even they were dead
They had it coming, they had it had it coming all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it all along if they used us and they abused us How could they tell us that we wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread differences I betcha you would done the same