Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a recorder in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't the habit to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? will I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and thighs are What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?